People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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