think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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