They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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