no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Sorry about my life...
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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