Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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