the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
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You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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