Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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