This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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