Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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