i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
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i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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