So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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