I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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