and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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