the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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I deserve this hangover.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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