Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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