nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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