; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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