This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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