yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You can't just leave with hair like that
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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