How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I can text with my tongue
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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