I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
do herpes really smell.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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