shes about as inviting as chlamydia
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Randomize