Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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