: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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