Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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