Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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