remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
In America we eat man semen.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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