Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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