scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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