So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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