Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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