i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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