you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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