So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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