Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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