When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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