I hate your face
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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