i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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