i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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