He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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