I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
birth control should be required to get into college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize