I wanna bring you to show and tell
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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