just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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