New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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