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(248): View more from Michigan

Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.

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(678): View more from Georgia

What are you drinking?

(404): View more from Georgia

Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?

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(515): View more from Iowa

i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.

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(775): View more from Nevada

suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv

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(217): View more from Illinois

if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life

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(812): View more from Indiana

My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.

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(406): View more from Montana

What's goes good with Everclear?

(701): View more from North Dakota

Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.

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