Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
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suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.