Don't you send me to vm
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
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I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.