thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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