for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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