I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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