Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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