everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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