If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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