What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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