Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
And the cops told us we were all naked.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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